Here's just a quick note for those of you who follow the blog, or run across it in the near future. I'm having some technical difficulties with Facebook. For some reason, they block all links to this blog, classifying it as "spam" and as a lot of networking happens on FB that is a major hindrance for me and for Martinus Publishing. Repeated requests to fix this have been completely ignored, and nobody will even address this issue.
Therefore, as there is no way for me to share links to this blog on one of the biggest networking sites, I'm afraid there is no option but to move. I will be setting up a new blog shortly, one that Facebook will hopefully not block as "spam." I will share a link as soon as I have one, though it may be a few days or weeks before I find the right location. In the meantime, all the old posts will remain here, for those of you who want to sample my wit and wisdom of the past.
Modern day censorship is a growing problem, and I am wary of Facebook's new algorithms, where innocuous content can be summarily blocked for undisclosed reasons. I assume that some troll(s) decided to flag my blog as spam in complaints at some point, and that somebody at Facebook chose to simply block all links to it rather than investigate. Though, nobody will actually respond to me, so I have no idea why they're blocking, other than I sometimes get a message saying my link is blocked because it is "spam." Half the time, they just say it "violates their community guidelines," with no explanation how, other than a link to their "no spam, no porn, no hate-speech" page, which doesn't address any specifics, but just lays out their basic rules, none of which my blog violates. That is, unless they want to say I can't tell people about Martinus Publishing books and where to buy them. If that makes my blog spam, than the entire internet is nothing but spam!
Yes, I am a little angry about this, but I'll just have to move along, and hope they don't throw another roadblock in front of me too soon.
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Have I Given Up Writing?
I have a few spare minutes, so I felt compelled to write a blog post, the first in a long while. It used to be a daily thing, and topics would be so plentiful that I had to pick and choose which I would write first. Now I have fallen out of the habit so badly. It is rare that I have the time to tackle any serious writing, and it leaves me wondering if I truly have given up.
It has been years since I wrote prolifically. To be fair, I can no longer call this a slump, but full blown abstinence. Life took me for a ride, and drove me out of the art of storytelling. I am now left wondering if I will ever find my way back.
Time is something I don't have anymore. At least, not the quantity and quality that I require to produce worthy material. I'm not in the right state of mind to craft stories. Writing is something that should be enjoyable. Yet, for me, it has become a source of stress, a grim specter of my past. What was once a recreational exercise has devolved into a bitter reminder of failure and disappointment. I can't say my divorce 4 years ago was the ultimate impetus, but it was certainly an overbearing weight. I wouldn't call it the last nail in the coffin of my writing career, but possibly one of the first. The shock and heartbreak accelerated and amplified my apathy toward writing, and the lack of time that occurred as I suddenly had four children to raise without a wife assured that I couldn't continue at that time, even if I'd wanted to.
Today, I'm in a much better place than I was in 2015. I am happily remarried, my children are growing up little by little, and I am hopeful that I may actually have more free time again someday. It is still very difficult to write. I have so much work to do that isn't literary in nature, and I tend to wonder if I'll ever get caught up. My father started building our house before I was born, and now that he has grown old I am taking on the task of completing it. It is no exaggeration to say I have enough work ahead of me to keep five men busy for a year, but there is only one of me and I have no money to spend on additional laborers. The winters that I used to "have off" to write are now an endless line of home projects.
So, the question remains, have I given up writing? Answer: I'm not sure.
The stories that used to burn in my soul are still there. I think of all those tales that remain unfinished, the characters and universes that want to be explored. I think of Zachary McCain and John Rage, and the half-written sequel to The Rogue Investigations. I think of my West of the Warlock series, and the unpublished fourth book in the series, and its incomplete fifth volume conclusion. I think of the unreleased fourth volume in the Virtual Saga that explores Morgan Asher's life after the catastrophic events in The Guns of Mars, and where I could take him beyond that. I think of new characters and new series that I have not even penned yet! Yes, I still think of it all the time, but with everything else going on in my life, it seems less important.
Whenever I think of getting back into writing, I look at everything I have going on, and I end up having to set it to the back burner. Priorities are a bitch, but they're necessary. I can't waste time writing books that nobody wants to read when I have firewood to cut and split, or my daughter needs a bedroom designed, or my son needs bookshelves, or my wife and I need an expanded bedroom… not to mention when I have to make money once the weather finally warms up again.
So while I can't say that I have definitively given up my writing, life itself has imprisoned my writing muse, you might say. I lack the necessary elements to create great works of fiction. Just a couple of things could spur me back into the habit, but right now it's not happening. My dreams must sleep, while reality keeps me in a depressing grip of personal responsibility. I can't say it's a hard life; at least not as hard as it could be.
I just thought one or two of you might actually like to read about this… one or two…
Friday, December 14, 2018
Forbidden Delays and a New Alt History Anthology!
It has been way too long since I threw together a blog
post. Living life really can take up
your time! Things are good for me,
though, so I will not complain. I hope
to have more time to devote to writing and editing in the coming year, but work
just keeps piling up. It's better to be
busy than not, I suppose.
First off, I have to apologize to everyone involved with the
Forbidden anthology about the further delay in publication. It is just taking a little longer to put
things together for this collection, but it is 100% definitely going to be
released in 2019! I promise. Once the final proofing and a couple of
author rewrites are complete, we will be ready to set the final, concrete
release date. I don't want to throw out
another date range yet, because I would hate to miss it again. But be assured sometime during the first half
of 2019. Unless something disastrous
happens, the book will hit the presses before next summer, possibly much
earlier. As soon as we get a firm
release date, I will start posting the author interviews here on this blog to
promote the book, as has become usual.
So, what else will be coming from Martinus Publishing in
2019? I have a couple of projects
planned, so long as I can allocate the appropriate time. One thing will be a new short collection from
one of my favorite contributing authors (more details once we finish planning
things out a bit further). And after a
long wait, I will be setting up another new anthology, something in the
Alternate History field again, though this time with a twist. Without further ado, I hereby announce the
next Martinus Publishing anthology:
This Never Happened!
~Alternate History
Farce and Fantasy~
A new anthology devoted to the humorous side of alternative
history fiction. This collection will
hold stories that are funny and outrageous, set in worlds where history differs
from what happened in our own reality, with ridiculous consequences. Tales that could not possibly have happened,
or maybe they could have but would have just been absolutely hilarious if they
did. This Never Happened will explore
what could have been, and what absolutely could not have been as well. Make me laugh, and screw up history like
never before for this wacky story collection!
You can find submissions details on the Martinus Publishing website here!
Let's see what happens in the new year!
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Getting Back to It
Well, let's start this off with a look at the final cover version for the forthcoming anthology, Forbidden!
I am pleased to announce that editing and proofing has officially commenced. I don't have a publication date yet, but it will be coming shortly. I am hoping for a late summer release.
In my last blog post, I was feeling down, and seeking to reevaluate things in my life. It is still an ongoing process, but things are moving forward. This winter, I hope to set up a new anthology, at the very least. get ready for more information about that as the year goes on.
In the coming weeks, we will begin to run author interviews for the Forbidden anthology. Many contributors have agreed to the interviews, so you can all get a peek into the minds of these writers.
So very much to do, so little time...
I am pleased to announce that editing and proofing has officially commenced. I don't have a publication date yet, but it will be coming shortly. I am hoping for a late summer release.
In my last blog post, I was feeling down, and seeking to reevaluate things in my life. It is still an ongoing process, but things are moving forward. This winter, I hope to set up a new anthology, at the very least. get ready for more information about that as the year goes on.
In the coming weeks, we will begin to run author interviews for the Forbidden anthology. Many contributors have agreed to the interviews, so you can all get a peek into the minds of these writers.
So very much to do, so little time...
Sunday, May 20, 2018
Knowing When to Rest
The last month has thrown quite a few nasty surprises my
way. First off, I had my desktop
computer die, and being lazy and careless, I failed to have some of my more
recent files backed up. Thankfully, I
was able to retrieve those files from the hard drive yesterday, but it ended up
costing me about a hundred dollars in hardware and software. Now that the files are recovered, I will
finally be able to resume work on the Forbidden Anthology, though there are
other issues that make me reluctant to proceed.
This past week threw something even more troubling my
way. I
received a notice from Amazon, saying that they had received a communication
from a Kenneth Romine of the "Veterans of Foreign Wars" organization,
saying that the Martinus Publishing book “VFW: Veterans of the Future Wars”
violated their "trademark" in some way. Amazon instantly
removed the title, stating that they do not involve themselves in "third
party disputes.”
That alone was a shock, but a few
hours later I received yet another notice from Amazon, saying that Martinus
Publishing had published a "pornographic work," (which title they did
not identify) and then they immediately suspended my entire KDP account.
I was quick to fire off a response
to Amazon on both matters. Shortly after writing them, I received a
letter from Amazon saying they had "accidentally" accused me of
publishing porn, and that my account was no longer suspended. However,
the VFW issue was apparently no mistake, and they doubled down saying they
wouldn't get involved in the "third party dispute" and wouldn’t let
the title back online until I provide documentation proving I have the legal
rights to publish the work as is (what documentation they have refused to specify),
or until Mr. Romine rescinds his complaint.
The only thing I can consider
being a problem is the cover lettering. If the Veterans of Foreign Wars
owns the "VFW" letters as a trademark, I can understand the legal
issues, though I had always assumed that the title of this book was protected
as fair use. I offered to alter the cover to remove the VFW lettering on
the book's cover, but Amazon refused to consider it. They now say the title will remain blocked
until the “dispute is resolved by all parties concerned,” which could entail a
costly legal battle with the Veterans of Foreign Wars, which I have no money to
fight. It’s kind of ridiculous that an
anthology written to honor veterans, many of the stories having been written by
actual veterans, would be shut down by an organization set up to also help
veterans. It doesn’t make any sense.
I have been going over everything in my head for the last
few days, trying to decide what the best course of action would be. VFW: Veterans of the Future Wars hasn’t sold
anything in the last six months, and in its entire run it only just about broke
even, so there’s no real profit to be made at this point in keeping the title
in-print. Though, I find it upsetting
that it has to end this way.
To be honest, I’ve felt like giving up this publishing
business altogether. It’s been hard the
last couple of years, and this latest nonsense is just leaving a sour taste in
my mouth. I don’t want to stop, but so
often it feels like I’m trapped, tied down by the weight of being an
editor. I don’t have the time
to write my own material anymore, and I don’t seem to be helping the writers I
care about. Most of the collections I
release don’t sell enough to make back their publishing cost, so how does that
help anyone?
I still feel obligated to release Forbidden, though I am not
sure where I’ll be going from there.
Part of me wants to gear up for another Alternate History anthology, as
those are the only things that seem to make Martinus Publishing money, yet that
isn’t where my heart is. It would be
just another job, which takes the fun out of it all. I want to be a writer again. I don’t know if I can truly do that if I am
busy editing other people’s stuff.
At the very least, I think I’ll need a break. I need a reset on my writing life. I don’t want to shut down Martinus
Publishing, though it may be some time before I’m ready to release another
multi-author anthology. I have stories
of my own that need to be told, characters I’ve missed for too many years. It's time I revisited them, and maybe made some new ones.
Recovered!
Last month, I woke up to a minor nightmare. My desktop computer died. It wouldn’t have been such a big problem, but
I had been lazy and not backed up my latest work documents, in months! All of the files for the latest anthology I’m
working on (Forbidden!) were lost, along with the digital copies of my latest
IRS Tax Return, the royalty reports from January for Martinus Publishing, and
pretty much anything that happened in 2018.
On top of that, I don’t know where any of my photo back-ups are
(it’s like they fell into a black hole or something). So I seemingly lost almost every single
family photo from the past 8 years, as well as the digital scans of many old
pictures I’ve painstakingly archived over the years. Needless to say, I was upset.
I will admit that I am no tech guru. I muddle through with technology, being
clever enough to figure out what I need to learn to make it work. Yet, when it comes to the finer points of
computer sciences, I am not an IT professional.
Unfortunately, I am rather poor, and lack the financial means to pay a
real tech guy to fix my problems, hence the muddling through part of my
existence.
So, I began by going on ebay and getting a used
desktop. I wasn’t in the position to buy
a new one at the time, but I found a refurbished tower that was the same model
as the one that had died on me. It even
had a fresh Windows 10 install. After
ordering that, and going over a few tutorials on how to slave a hard drive, I
purchased an adapter to do just that. Then,
I waited.
The desktop arrived first, so I got that set up and added
what files I had backed up, giving me head start. Finally, today, the adapter came, and I was
finally able to try it out. Initial
connection seemed good, but try as I might, I could not get into my files. Sure, I could access some of the Windows
operating system files, but my pictures and writing were all hidden. The computer couldn’t detect any of my
important files, no matter what I tried.
I was fearful that I had failed, and my laziness may have cost me so
many irreplaceable files.
Then I did a little more research, and ran across a software
retrieval program at easyus.com. I
downloaded the trial software and gave it a shot. Lo and behold, my files appeared, waiting to
be retrieved. The only catch was I had
to buy the full version of the software.
$73 dollars later, I finally had the program I needed to get my lost
files off the corrupted hard drive and onto my new system.
Overall, this was a harrowing experience, one that should never
have happened. I know better than to go
any amount of time without backing up my data, as soon as the rest of the files
get transferred to my new computer (they are still downloading as I write
this), I will be putting everything onto fresh SD cards. I have a Kingston
128gig card that should fit most of the content, though the pictures will suck
up most of it. I’ll grab a few more once
I have the money, and keep several copies of everything, just like I used to. Really, after all I’ve been through in the
past few years, I am finally learning to get back into the habits that I had
been accustomed to for so long.
Sometimes, you need a wakeup call to remind you of why you should do
certain things. I’m really glad I was
able to retrieve all that I might have lost.
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
Forbidden News!
It has been far too long since I posted to the blog. Life is busier than ever, but it is getting
better. The past month, I have been
courting the true love of my life, and it may seem a bit hasty, but on
Thanksgiving day we got engaged. There
will be more time to discuss that later, but rest assured I have finally found
happiness. So, please bear with me if I
don’t have as much time for writing at the moment (I also still have 4 children
to raise, as well as many work projects to take up my time).
Now, the news many of you came looking for. The Forbidden! anthology is still being put
together. I am pleased to say that I’ve
accepted a few stories for the collection, but the vast majority remain under
consideration, and they will until January, when I will make the final cuts and
acceptances. We have a lot of good
stories waiting, and to make sure I have room for the best of the best, I might
as well wait until the last subs come in this month. I’m sorry for those of you who have been
waiting since July-August. I expect
it’ll be worth the wait.
As we wait for the final submissions and the forthcoming
acceptances, here is the final cover art for the anthology, illustrated by the
very talented Christine Leonardi:
If I don’t get back to you beforehand, I wish you all a very
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Keep reading, and check out Martinus Publishing books for great gift
ideas!
Sunday, September 10, 2017
The Worlds of Bruno Lombardi (and Other Stuff)
Wow, the summer just flew right by. This has been another hectic year for me, and
for Martinus Publishing. Altered Europa
has done well, and without giving away too much at this time, I’m in the early
planning stages for a new Alternate History anthology (expect to read more
about that toward the end of the year).
Yesterday, The Worlds of Bruno Lombardi was released. You can get your copy here right now! Of all the writers I’ve encountered during my
tenure as an editor, Bruno is by far one of the most imaginative and
entertaining. He’s one of those little
known talents that should get more exposure, so I encourage everyone to grab a
copy of this short story collection.
It’s only $2.99, and it contains several of his best pieces, including 3
never before published stories! Really,
go check it out right now. Don’t worry,
I’ll wait...
Okay, moving on with the blog, I’m currently in the middle
of putting together “Forbidden,” a collection of stories about things that are
banned or denied, generally by society or government, but some stories will
also focus on forbidden acts that are merely against the rules of certain
individuals or dieties. Yet again, I
preface this by saying this is not a collection of “sexual taboos” or anything
like that. It seems that any time you
ask for submissions about something that’s “forbidden” the first thing that
people think about is sex. No, I will
not publish your rape or incest fantasies.
Yuck! But those of you who want to
write about something that isn’t X-Rated, here is the submission page: MartinusPublishing Submission Guidelines.
I apologize to those of you who have not heard back from me
yet about your “forbidden” submission. I
have a pile of stories for this one, and picking the best from them is proving
difficult. Plus, I still haven’t read
half of them, because of my busy schedule.
When I’m not working my regular contractor job, I’m taking care of four
kids and trying to do a million home improvement projects before winter strikes
(and people wonder why I don’t have time to go out on a date).
So, that’s about it for right now. Submit your stories, read Bruno’s stories,
and come back to this blog to keep updated.
Monday, July 3, 2017
News and Nostalgia
Here we are, coming up on America’s
Independence Day, and I’m taking a little time to get some Editing work
done. There are two upcoming projects I’d
like to mention, for readers and writers alike.
First off, for the first time in over two years, Martinus
Publishing is open to submissions for an anthology. Forbidden!
will be taking subs from now until the end of December, focusing on
stories that revolve around something that is “Forbidden.” I’m hoping to see a good mix of stories for
this one, and stories that explore the theme less traditionally. I’d like to see some stories that focus on
fairly innocuous or commonplace things being forbidden or banned in the past or
future, and avoid a lot of clichéd rehashes of drug or sex stories. Imagine
a world where sugar is illegal, or a time in the past where someone rebelled by
wearing purple (when only royalty were allowed to). Think outside the box a little, and let your
fingers do the talking on your keyboard!
For more guidelines, check out the MP submissions page here.
The other project in the works is the third installment in
our “Author Spotlight” series, which gives selected solo writers the chance to
showcase their best (and some of my favorite) stories. This time, the honor goes to Bruno Lombardi,
and his 8-story collection is currently being formatted. This series is planned as an ebook special, so
get your Kindles fired up for this! We’ll
have a dedicated post for this collection when we get closer to the release
date. Look for this one toward the
beginning of August.
So, as I have been settling into my Editor’s life again, I
have taken a few brief moments to glance over some of my old projects, and
recall the fire that propelled me into this life I’m living. As I looked back at several of the previously
published anthologies that I’ve worked on over the years, I came across what is
possibly my fondest and most disappointing release; Quests, Curses, and Vengeance. This fat collection of
stories came out when Martinus Publishing was in its early stages, and I am
eternally saddened that it did not spark much interest from the reading
community. It was by far the largest
book MP has released to date, and it was by far one of my favorites. This was the product of a writing shootout,
with stories derived from a single contest.
I had the most fun reading and editing these stories, more than I’ve
ever had before or since. I had the
pleasure of working with some of the best writers I’ve ever known.
In my bit of nostalgia, I looked over the list of stories
and authors, and I realize how much I miss the feeling I had back then. It was all so new, and refreshing. So many of those writers I haven’t heard from
in years, and some aren’t even with us anymore (RIP Nye). I wish this book had gotten greater
attention, but as is the case with most of the things I like the most, few
others appreciate them.
There are times I miss those days, but only certain
parts. The stories and the writers who
crafted them were truly a highlight of those years, which are not so far
behind. I hope the future will bring me
back to that feeling, and beyond.
Monday, April 17, 2017
In Your Closet and In Your Head
So, I haven’t talked a lot about this project, but it’s high
time I let you know. Last winter, I was
approached by my old writing friend Aaron (A.C.) Hall about an anthology he was
putting together with Steve Beaulieu and an "all star team" of indie writers.
They were assembling an anthology of “monster” stories, and I was invited to be a part of it. It was something I couldn’t pass up, as I
continue to get back in the writing game after a few years of limited creation.
So, with invitation in hand, I went to work, creating my
first serious piece of fiction in years.
I’ve done monster stories before, of course, though I knew I had to try
something a little different. I wanted
to make something special for the anthology, other than your run of the mill
monster tale, while returning to my sci-fi roots. A concept popped into my head rather quickly,
and I spent a couple of weeks fleshing it out.
The end result was an alien invasion story with a twist called "Monsters In our Midst."
I had a great experience creating this story, and working
with Steve Beaulieu on the editing. He
gave me editorial insight that polished the short to perfection. It was an important step which I needed after
years of growing rusty. You can edit
other people’s work all day, but sometimes fail to see the flaws in your own
stuff.
This collection of stories is really amazing, and I haven’t
even gotten through all of them (blast this hectic life of mine). You have some fairly well-known contributors
in this anthology, and a wide array of topics.
For a monster anthology, it is very diverse.
This collection hasn’t been out long, and it already has six
5-star reviews on Amazon. For a
multi-author anthology, that’s a really good sign. I am honored and excited to see the praise
these stories are getting, including my own.
It’s a good first step back into the writing field for me. Being an editor has its ups and downs, but
nothing beats creating your own fiction and having people enjoy it.
Get yourself a copy of In Your Closet and In Your Head: A Monster Anthology today!
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Altered Europa Interview: Sam Kepfield
Hello, and welcome to our latest series of author
interviews. The long anticipated
anthology "Altered Europa" was released on April 2, 2017 (ORDER IT HERE), and as we continue to promote the
collection we are still running interviews of various contributors.
Today I'm interviewing Sam Kepfield, who contributed
Foundation and Evil Empire.
MTI: For those of our
readers who aren’t familiar with you, how about we start off with you telling
them a little bit about yourself.
SAM KEPFIELD: I’m not good at talking about myself. I am 53, and a practicing attorney. I keep my sanity by spinning tales about
other times and other worlds.
MTI: Your story, Foundation
and Evil Empire., appears in Altered
Europa, an anthology devoted to alternate history and altered reality. Tell us a little bit more about this
contribution, particularly, how does it deviate from known history?
SK: Isaac Asimov, the Grand Master science
fiction author, was born in the Soviet
Union in 1920. His family moved to America shortly thereafter.
I’ve wondered what would have happened to Dr. Asimov had he not moved to
America. With his
personality and inquisitiveness and inability to suffer fools gladly, it would
have been fascinating to see him function and challenge the Soviet system. I envisioned him still be a writer, but a
sci-fi version of Alexander Solzhenitsyn, revealing truths about the system in
his work.
MTI: If you could go
back to any point in time and change any historical event to create an
"altered" world, what would you choose to change?
SK: Only one?
I’ve always wanted to go back to
1916 and make sure Roger Casement got his 900 Mauser rifles to the Irish rebels
and make the Easter Rising succeed.
Lately, though, there have been thoughts of sending a robot back in time
to deal with a certain real estate developer…..
MTI: For further
pondering, if a wormhole leading to an alternate reality suddenly appeared in
front of you, would you dare to take the plunge and discover what awaits on the
other side?
SK: I would.
MTI: Shifting back to
your writing, can you tell us a little about what you're working on right now?
SK: I am working on an
alternate-history/political thriller/hard sf novel. The basic premise is that the USSR did not collapse in 1991, and that it is still alive and
well in 2017 and in a race with the United States to reach Mars first.
MTI: Other than your
work appearing in Altered Europa, do you have any other stories being published
in the near future?
SK: I don’t have anything definite, but I have
works in submission and in progress.
MTI: On a lighter
note, have you watched any good tv lately?
SK: I don’t watch television. I’m too busy reading.
MTI: How about music?
SK: My musical tastes are stuck in the
1980s. Hall & Oates, Journey,
Genesis, Steve Winwood, ELO, Level 42, Bananarama, Swing Out Sister, Scandal,
Thomas Dolby, you name it.
MTI: Can you name
three movies that you’ve enjoyed watching during the past year?
SK: I haven’t been to a first-run movie (other
than a Pixar show with the kids) since 2006, when Peter Jackson’s crummy King Kong remake made me swear off
movies. The news that someone is
actually trying to remake 2001: A Spacey Odyssey has convinced that the
terrorists are right, that our culture is decadent and decaying.
MTI: Interesting
answers. Thank you for a great
interview, Sam. I hope everyone picks up
a copy of Altered Europa, for a taste of your excellent writing!
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Altered Europa Initial Success
Taking a brief moment to review Altered Europa's first week on sale, I note that we are doing well. At the time of this writing, we're at 15,268 on Amazon Kindle (Altered Europa Kindle version here), and #27 in the "Alternate History" category. Our initial boost came from the pre-orders, but we've seen a steady flow of sales on Kindle each day since the release. We aren't seeing the numbers we had with Altered America just yet, but things are going well. We received our first 5-star review this week! So far, detractors have yet to appear.
Anything could happen at this point. The anthology could take off and sell huge, or the sales flow could slow. We are teetering on the balance at the moment.
Keep spreading the word, and let's make Altered Europa the best-selling Martinus Publishing title yet!
Anything could happen at this point. The anthology could take off and sell huge, or the sales flow could slow. We are teetering on the balance at the moment.
Keep spreading the word, and let's make Altered Europa the best-selling Martinus Publishing title yet!
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Altered Europa Interview: Bruno Lombardi
Hello, and welcome to our latest series of author
interviews. The long anticipated
anthology "Altered Europa" will be coming out on April 2, 2017 (ORDER IT HERE)! In preparation for this grand release we'll be
running interviews of various contributors.
Today I'm interviewing Bruno Lombardi, who contributed The
Battle of Tim Hortons (co written with Ben Prewitt), and also co-wrote N'oublions
Jamais with Tom Anderson.
MTI: We've done a few interviews over the years,
but believe it or not there are still people who don't know who you are. Why not tell our new readers a little bit
about yourself?
BL: I work as a civil servant for the Canadian
government by day and am a writer by night. While I’ve been writing fictional
short stories for seemingly forever and regaling friends and family with my
many misadventures that often sounds
comically fictional, it’s only been the last five or six years or so that I’ve
actually become published. My writing career seems to have taken off quite a
bit since then, with one published novel and over a dozen published short
stories since then.
MTI: Now for Altered Europa, you co-authored two
stories. The first one that appears is N'oublions
Jamais,. which you wrote with Tom Anderson.
Tell us a little bit more about this contribution, particularly, how
does it deviate from known history?
BL: Not to give too much away from the plot, as
some of the joy of the story is the realization of just how and why everything
deviated, the basic idea is a World War One with wildly different and
surprising alliances.
MTI: Tell us a little bit about your other
contribution, The Battle of Tim Hortons. What's
the story behind it?
BL: It’s the late 1980’s, the Soviets have
finally decided to take a roll of the dice and start a land invasion of Western
Europe and we follow the (mis)adventures of a group of Canadian soldiers in a
mechanized infantry unit.
Yes, Ben and I somehow managed
to make a comedy out of a WWIII scenario…
MTI: How much fun is it to co-write with fellow authors? How did your collaborations with Ben Prewitt
and Tom Anderson come about?
BL: The backstory of how The Battle of Tim
Hortons got written, first off, had a truly hilarious genesis to it. I know
Ben from various discussion boards and he knew I was a budding writer. So one
day, pretty much out of the blue about 8 years ago or so, he threw me a small
snippet of the story.
I laughed my butt off! Ben’s
ex-military, so one definitely gets the impression that some of the stuff is,
if not based on actual real events and people, is certainly both plausible and
familiar to those in the service. I
asked him for more of the story and was annoyed he didn’t have more, so
together we fleshed it out into a full length story.
As for Tom, we’ve been
collaborating on various projects for years, so when he asked me if I wanted to
be co-writer on his story, I jumped at the chance. The fun part of the story
was that it was written ‘round-robin’ style, which each of us writing several
hundred words, then e-mailing it to the other to do the same and then back
again. I think we managed to write the entire story in just under a week.
MTI: If you could go back to any point in time and
change any historical event to create an "altered" world, what would
you choose to change?
BL: I’ve read – and written! –
enough stories like this to worry about the ramifications of the butterfly
effect but if I had to pick one event, it’s be the events leading up to WW1.
There were so many ‘Almost WW1’ events and crises that, nevertheless, had
cooler heads prevail in the end that one can argue that 1914 could have been
avoided as well.
MTI: For further pondering, if a wormhole leading
to an alternate reality suddenly appeared in front of you, would you dare to
take the plunge and discover what awaits on the other side?
BL: Oh tempting! Very tempting! Do I get to come
back or is this strictly one way? If I can get back, I’ll only hesitate long
enough to pack a lunch. Otherwise, I’ll think I’ll take a pass on it.
MTI: Shifting back to your writing, can you tell
us a little about what you're working on right now?
BL: A few projects here and there that I hope to
submit to various anthologies in the next six months. One is dieselpunk version
of the Rapunzel fairy tale, a second is the adventures of a New York Subway
technician having to deal with a most unusual problem and a third deals with a
perennial favorite topic of mine – time travel.
MTI: Other than your work appearing in Altered
Europa, do you have any other stories being published in the near future?
BL: By the time this interview sees print, a short
story of mine – ‘Devil in the City of Lights’ – will be published in Occult Defective Quarterly #2.
MTI: On a lighter note, have you watched any good
tv lately?
BL: I’ve become absolutely enamored with the show
Legends of Tomorrow. It’s an
absolutely bonkers show that not only has fully embraced its silly premise but
has decided to just drive off into the sunset with it as well.
MTI: How about music?
BL: Always have been and always will be a fan of
blues and jazz and I’ve been enjoying tracking down all kinds of independent
labels showcasing different takes on the genre, including multicultural
versions.
MTI: Can you name 3 good movies you've seen in the
past year?
BL: Rogue One,
like for many people, made me feel like a kid again. Alas, I haven’t seen much
lately that I enjoyed but hope springs eternal this summer.
MTI: Readers love samples. Do you happen to have a story excerpt you'd
like to share with us today?
BL: This is a snippet from that dieselpunk story
I was mentioning earlier:
She runs across cobblestones
stained by a century of smoke and sewage and sediment, the moonlight reflected
on scum-encrusted puddles of fluids best not looked at carefully.
There is, however, no danger of
that happening at the moment, as more pertinent thoughts are foremost on her
mind.
The main one being, quite
simply, survival.
For the sixth – or perhaps
seventh? – time in as many minutes, Valeria looks around the dark streets
looking for a sign – any sign – of help or assistance or succor. And for the
sixth – or perhaps seventh? – time, she is disappointed.
The streets are empty of human
life at this time of night and now the domain of cats, dogs and rodents. The streetlights
– those few and far between that are still functional – are haloed by the
ever-present haze of smoke and fog that hangs as a shroud over the city.
For a moment – for a brief
moment – she snickers. For a City That Never Sleeps, it certainly seems to be
napping very hard at the moment.
And then her mind snaps back
into the here and now. She takes another long breath and ignores the burning
sensation of her overtaxed lungs being forced to go beyond their limits once
more. Her leather boots – thankfully chosen for functionality rather than
fashion – pound against the ground. She catches a glimpse of her shadow on a
brick wall and a small part of her mind notes – with bemused satisfaction
incongruous with her present situation – that her flapping overcoat brings
forth the image of a giant bat flying through an ancient canyon.
A silhouette appears in the haze
a street ahead, an ogre of old carrying a giant crossbow. The haze clears
somewhat and the image resolves itself into that of a large man instead. The
crossbow weapon resolves into an angry looking large revolver with an equally
large rotating machine-gun-like cylinder attached to it.
Even now, Valeria finds her
scientific mind analyzing the gun as the man – a gold tooth glinting in the
darkness – advances forth.
A Manville Gas Gun? 37 mm, if
I’m not mistaken. Twelve rounds. Designed to carry flare, smoke, sleep or tear
gas canisters. Rather poor design – kept jamming up on troops during the Battle
of Lake Superior last year.
Valeria twists to her left and
down a hidden alleyway, her passage leaving twisting vortexes in the fog in her
wake. She had grown up in this part of New York City a lifetime ago and knows these half-formed and unmapped
alleys the same way she knew a Coffman engine starter; like the back of her
hand.
She has just dodged around a
cumbersome pile of crates and was just about to leap over a fence when the man
with the Manville Gas Gun appears out of the shadows.
“I grew up in this neighbourhood
too,” says the man.
And then he fires the gun.
MTI: A tempting
tidbit! Thanks for another great
interview, Bruno. Those who wish to read
his alternate history stories can pick up Altered Europa.
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