One Dollar Reviews

As we get closer to the release of The Curse of Selwood, sales of its predecessor, West of the Warlock, continue to rise.  I can say without any doubt that more people have read my first Fantasy Western novel than any of my other works, yet of all my published books it is the only one lacking Amazon reviews.  Out of all the people who have purchased it over the last year, nobody has taken the time to post one there.

It's no secret that reviews sell books, and I believe this book would sell even more copies if some people spread the good word about it.  Since appealing to people's good nature has thus far failed, I'll fall back on the old standby: money!

Now, I don't want fake reviews, and I'm not capable of forking over large sums of money for reviews.  However, anyone who has purchased West of the Warlock from Amazon and takes the time to post a review (thereby having a review of a "confirmed purchase") will receive $1 from me in gratuity.  That means anyone who buys the Kindle version from Amazon.com will get a 33% rebate for posting a review.  That isn't shabby, and you'll have the book to enjoy, as well.

This is a serious offer for those who read and enjoy my work enough to post a review.  However, 1-star & 2-star reviews will not qualify for the payment.  If you honestly hate West of the Warlock, venting your frustration should be payment enough.  For those of you who actually enjoy the book, the dollar is just a little thank you.

If you have already purchased West of the Warlock from Amazon, post your review there today, and if you haven't bought it yet, pick up a copy now.  Remember, The Curse of Selwood will be released momentarily, so read the first book in the series in preparation for the fantastic sequel!

Quarterly Up-tick

I'm pleased to report that things are looking up for the Fantasy Western.  West of the Warlock saw a definite rise in sales last quarter (January-March 2012), and I'd like to give a heartfelt thank you to everyone who chose to invest in this work of fiction.  I hope you enjoyed reading the complete story, and will read the forthcoming sequel, The Curse of Selwood.

There is an obvious trend toward e-books, and West of the Warlock is showing great increases in that regard.  Kindle and Nook sales are dominating the market, and it only makes sense.  With the Kindle version being only $2.99, more people are going to be willing to spend such a trifling sum for a quality work.  The paperback isn't too shabby at $12.00, and there are still some fine people who are buying this traditional book format.  It's worth buying in either form.

I can't wait to see how the next quarter goes, especially with my Birthday Book Bomb sales added to the list.  If you haven't had the chance to check out the original Fantasy Western, head over to Hall Brothers Entertainment and read the first 8 serialized episodes for free.  If you enjoy it, be sure to stop by Amazon.com and give a brief review of the work (to help other people to discover it), and consider buying the book, which contains additional content.

Together, we can make the Fantasy Western a real phenomenon!

Free Fiction Friday (and everyday)

As the blog sees more and more followers and visitors, I'd like to take today's post to direct your attention to West of the Warlock, most of which is available to read for free.  Just head on over to Hall Brothers Entertainment, and download 8 of the "episodes" in .pdf format.

This project was the product of an idea I'd had for years, about merging elements of Sword & Sorcery Fantasy into America's Wild West of the 1880s.  The first foray into the new, unexplored field of "Fantasy Western" was a short story called "A Dwarf at High Noon," which was published in the Hall Brothers Anthology "Villainy."  After accepting that short, the Hall Brothers were so thoroughly impressed with the unique concept that they asked if I'd be interested in writing a longer story based around the same characters/universe.  I was more than happy for the opportunity, and West of the Warlock was born.

The end result turned out to be one of my better works, which includes some crafty world-building, while clinging to the historical background of the American West, just with some magical flourishes.  The story follows Warlock Sheriff James Doliber, his dwarf deputy, Ron Grimes, and an independent elf widow, Joella Talus, and has a wide array of supporting characters.

Since the initial success of the first published volume, two sequels have been written and are under contract for release later in 2012, and a fourth book is currently in the works.  Get started with West of the Warlock, and get ready for more adventures in the West the way it wasn't!

If you happen to enjoy the 8 free parts of West of the Warlock and want more right away, you can always buy the complete book in either print or kindle format.  There is quite a bit of extra content in the printed version, including a short story featuring Ron Grimes fighting in the Civil War.  But save that for later.  Right now, just enjoy the freebies!

For some extra insight into the creation of the first Fantasy-Western, visit my own West of the Warlock webpage.

Birthday Book Bomb Reprise

Here's a post for those of you who are new to my blog, and for the preexisting followers who are still on the fence about participating in the following event.

This Saturday, I'll be turning 32, and to celebrate I'm holding a Birthday Book Bomb, which is a novel idea to help spread the word about my writings, recruit new readers, and to perhaps give my writing career a shot in the arm.  Whether you're a long-time friend, casual acquaintance, or a total neophyte, this is something that I urge you to join, and I guarantee we'll both come out winners.

Head over to the facebook event page today and sign up.  Then, on April 7, check out any of the book buying links on my website and get yourself a copy of one of my books.  Spread the word, invite your friends to participate, and make a difference.  It's that simple.

For a more in-depth explanation of the importance of this event, visit my previous post here.

With your help, this will be the best birthday ever!

Birthday Book Bomb Event

On April 7, 2012, I'll be turning 32.  Yea, another birthday!  It's really a day like any other in life, and as I've previously mentioned, there isn't really a big fuss made over this occurrence.  It's just an arbitrary mark on the calendar that identifies when I've existed in this human form through one more passage of the Earth around the Sun.  How very special!

As much as I haven't been doing a whole lot to celebrate in recent years (largely because I don't have the sorts of friends who get really excited about such things), I do appreciate my life, and like to do something to commemorate it.  This year, I'm trying to get people involved, and encourage them to discover my published works.  I'm doing this with a "Birthday Book Bomb" event on facebook, which asks people to pick one of my books and purchase it on my birthday.

Coordinating a buying event like this is certainly a tricky thing, but if enough people sign up and participate, it could make a huge difference in the fate of my writing career.  If a good number of people actually buy just one of my books or e-books on a single day, it would send a message that my books are profitable.  It would certainly help the small presses that have released my books, and it could encourage others to pick up my unpublished titles.  Most importantly, it would help new readers to discover my quality writings, and spread the word about my many works already available in the marketplace.

I can't do this without your help!  If you can budget a few dollars for this book-buying event, it would be very helpful, but more than that, I need you to spread the word.  Tell your friends about this event.  Copy the link to the facebook event page, and pass it along to anyone you know who reads.  Also, invite as many facebook friends as you can!  Every single person matters, and en-masse, you are a force to be reckoned with.  Be my reading army, and make this Book Bomb event a MOAB*!

There is no greater promotional tool than word of mouth.  Speaking up or remaining quiet, both have an impact.  Grant me a small birthday wish, and be the voice that speaks of me.

http://www.facebook.com/events/250337835056857/

*MOAB (moe'ab) n. Abbreviation for Mother of All Bombs

West of the Warlock in the UK

In my continuing quest to make my work available to readers beyond my native shores, I am pleased to announce that "West of the Warlock" is currently for sale on Amazon.co.uk!  I know I have a few readers over across the pond, so I'm hoping they'll do me the honour of acquiring this first volume in my Fantasy Western series, and perhaps consider posting a review.  It is quite affordable for the Kindle, and the Print edition isn't so bad, either.  Both contain extra content you haven't seen before, so you'll get your money's worth.

Get West of the Warlock From Amazon.co.uk!

The sequel, "The Curse of Selwood," will be coming out this summer, and the 3rd book in the series will be released in Fall/Winter 2012!  And, of course, I'm currently writing book #4.  If you want a series you can sink you teeth into, and continue reading with subsequent volumes, this is your kind of fiction.  It has tons of growth potential yet to come!

A Christmas Gift

This Christmas will be really tight for a lot of people.  With the economy still on the downturn (despite illusory media hype), money is something many of us don't have.  While I'm not as bad off as some, I can't say I have a lot of disposable income at the moment.  I'll get by, as always, and the kids will have some gifts under the tree, just nothing extravagant.

With that said, I know many of you are also feeling the pinch.  But whether you're strapped for cash or swimming in riches, there is a Christmas gift you could bestow upon me; something that won't cost you a cent and will only take a short amount of your time.

West of the Warlock needs reviews!  If you haven't read it yet, 75% of the book is available to read for free online, and it will entertain you.  Once you've read the free portion, head over to its page at Amazon.com and post a review.  Word of mouth advertising is the only way to sell books these days, and it doesn't cost you anything.  It would mean so much to me if just a few of you would bestow such a blessing upon me this festive season.

Buying a single book and putting it on your shelf is always appreciated, but actually telling others about it does so much more.  Don't be a Scrooge with your opinions, keeping it all to yourself.   Spread the word about my stories.  Telling others about my works is the best gift you could give!  It would mean a lot more than some knickknack made in China or a fifty-cent Christmas card.

Yes, it really is the thought that counts!

While you're at the giving stage, perhaps you could bestow another special gift to me by pointing people toward my blog.  I've noticed reader activity has dropped a bit over the last month, and this is likely due to the holiday season.  People are so busy this time of year that little things like my weekly insights get sidelined.  I hope to see increased traffic in the New Year, and I hope you'll help me with that.  Again, don't feel that speaking up is a dangerous thing, or will somehow cost you anything.  If I'm worth reading, tell others.  It's all I ask.

Here's wishing all of my readers a very Merry Christmas!  Be sure to drop by on December 25th for another rare family history photo.

Prisoner of Time (Peek 2)

Prisoner of Time, the second volume in my "Virtual Saga," is only 99 cents for Kindle at the moment (Tell Your Friends!).  If you don't have a Kindle, the print edition is also affordable at my AuthorStore.  Spread Christmas cheer by giving books, or be good to yourself and get my writings for your own reading pleasure!

Okay, enough with the sales pitch.  Here's another free peek at Prisoner of Time.  This is the start of Chapter 6:

One never forgets the memory of having their mind downloaded into a virtual system.  The experience of being pure thought, then having your body reconstituted around your mind, and flying through the virtual ether toward a new reality seemingly as real as the one you just left; it was simply beyond anything imaginable.

            Morgan found that the second time around it was no less amazing.  If anything, the entire process was better, for he knew what to expect, and it didn't scare the heck out of him.  He was able to enjoy the fantastic sensations all the way, until that sudden snap of reality hit him, and he found himself lying down on the floor of a mausoleum.

            The first time he'd done this alone, but today he found a helpful hand reaching down to pick him up, though it caught him a little off-guard.  The man staring down at him was hard to recognize in the regal wizard's robes, and his face was no longer as youthful as it had been a few hours before.

            The young flesh of Alan Polansky was now replaced with more middle-aged features.  The once charcoal hair was half gray, the bulbous forehead was more pronounced by a receding hairline, and there was extensive wrinkling at the temples.

            "You sure got old quick," Morgan said, as Alan helped him to his feet.

            "Oh, yes.  I could never get used to being twenty five again, so I opted for fifty as a nice compromise.  It beats being ninety, but still provides for some seniority."

            Staring outside the mausoleum, Morgan saw a scene quite dissimilar from the one that had greeted him during his first visit to Fantasan.  Instead of a sunny day with grassy hills, here there was a steady drizzle with ragged trees blocking distant views.  It would be a wet walk to find shelter, but they couldn't linger in this access kiosk all day.

            "All right!" a youthful cheer sounded.

            Morgan turned around to see Baxter Redhawk dressed in glorious Ivanhoe armor.  The medieval suit made the ranch hand hardly recognizable.

            "Well, that's bound to be trouble," Alan said, examining the conspicuous youth.

            "What do you mean?  I'm a knight!  Stand forth, knave, and deliver!" he said, drawing his long sword.

            "Be careful with that thing, Baxter," Morgan warned, keeping his distance, fearful of losing an arm to the clumsy lad.

            "I'll have you know I'm an expert swordsman," Baxter replied, waving his blade about to get the feel of it.

            "That would be your first expertise," Morgan mentioned.  "Come on, let's get out of here."

            Stepping out into the rain, Morgan felt his leather boots sink half an inch into muck.  The dirt surrounding the mausoleum was recently upturned, as if something had attempted to dig under the structure.  Perhaps a wild animal seeking grubs, or some fortune-hunter dreaming of buried treasure.

            Finding the chilly spring rain to be unpleasant, Alan decided to put a stop to it.  Reaching up his arm and summoning the magic at his command, he attempted to activate a deflection screen over his body to prevent the moisture from touching his form.  Strangely enough, a field did not appear, but there came a burst of flame that covered his body for a split second and set his hair on fire.

            Morgan and Baxter stood in silent shock as Alan stomped around, smacking his hair with his damp palms, trying to snuff the flames.  Before his flesh could be burned, the hair was extinguished, leaving black soot oozing down his forehead with the rain water.

            "Why in God's name did you do that?" Morgan asked, trying to keep from laughing.

            "I don't understand.  That was a simple spell to deflect the rain.  It should not have set me ablaze."

            "Feeling a little rusty?" Morgan asked.

            "Nonsense!" Alan snapped.  "I am a master of the highest order.  Such a mediocre spell is well within my abilities.  Something is wrong here.  Things do not feel right."

Also, if you've read Prisoner of Time already, be sure to post a review of it at Amazon.com.  Thanks!

The Struggle Continues

Day 18 of National Novel Writing Month, and today I expect to surpass the 35,000 word mark with "The Six-Gun Conjurer."  Progress slowed down a little earlier this week, as I had to work out some important character developing elements, but I'm speeding up again, as we get back into more action.

This is shaping up to be a lot more complex than the first two books in the way of inter-personal relationships and world building.  Without giving away too much, I will say we're going to see a lot more of elf society in this volume, an expansion upon different elements already seen in West of the Warlock, and a continuation of certain things we'll see in the forthcoming Curse of Selwood (tentative publication date May-June 2012).

In other news, Christmas is coming up, so now would be an excellent time to invest in one of my novels.  They make great gifts for friends and family, or get them just for yourself.  Get them from Amazon.com, or order them from my AuthorStore!  You will not be disappointed.

A Writer's Plea

As we plunge deeper into fall, I continue to push forward with my writing.  Having recently completed The Curse of Selwood, I am working on ways to promote West of the Warlock, the first book in the series.  This new Fantasy Western franchise is taking me in directions I never considered before, and I'm pleased that so many people are enjoying the tales.

Even so, I have a long way to go before I am considered a commercial success.  In this world of instant self-publishing, were every semi-literate kid can put a book on the market, it is growing incredibly difficult to break free from the pack of mediocrity.  While I have the literary skills and the fruitful imagination necessary for a serious writing career, the one thing I lack is something each and every one of you can provide.  That is simply your support.  Without you, I am nothing, and I implore you to help me.

There are a few things that I hope you will endeavor to do.  These simple things would benefit me tremendously on my quest for success!

1: Visit this blog regularly.  I post fresh content several times a week, and I hope you will keep track of my various exploits and keep in touch through the blog.  Share the link with friends!

http://martiningham.blogspot.com/

2:  Spread the word.  A writer's best promotional tool is his pre-existing friends & fans.  I'm sure you have friends & relatives who wouldn't mind learning about me.  Please, tell them about my work, and point them to my website!

http://www.martiningham.com/

3: If you haven't already, pick up a copy of my latest release, West of the Warlock.  It is very affordable in any format, and each book sold gets me that much closer to selling another book.  Yes, a single sale could be the tipping point in the grand scheme of things.  For the price of cheap take-out, you can have an entertaining read, and be doing me a big favor.  Purchase it from the Hall Brothers Shop if you really want to make a difference!

http://www.hallbrosentertainment.com/shop.html

What may seem trivial or irrelevant to you could make a world of difference to me.  Thank you for caring enough to perform these little things, and assuring that the world has not heard the last of my fanciful tales.  Press on!

Forgotten Stash Uncovered!

I've been doing some sorting in my office recently, and last night I came across a bag containing several signed and numbered copies of Prisoner of Time!  I knew I'd left them somewhere, but my office is like a treasure trove of antiquities.  I have a good accounting of what's here, but sometimes things get put aside for months or years at a time.

Now that I've gotten them out of storage, it's time these final numbered copies found a good home.  Therefore, I'm selling them on a first come, first serve basis.  If you haven't purchased a copy of Prisoner of Time yet, or would like to be immortalized on my Lucky Thirteen page, then tell me here, so I can reserve one for you.  They're only $10.00 delivered to anywhere in the USA.  Most people spend more than that on takeout food on a regular basis, and this won't end up in your toilet (at least, I certainly hope not).

All of my books (except West of the Warlock) are available from my AuthorStore, but be sure to reserve your copy of a "Numbered" edition of Prisoner of Time here in this blog post.  There are only a handful of these still available, and once they're gone, I'll be back to selling plain copies.  Yes, an ordinary copy is well worth the investment, but a numbered copy, that's just special!

Get one of these numbered copies today.  You won't regret it.

You Do A Review

(Parental Advisory: Begging)

Now that West of the Warlock has officially been published in print and kindle formats, it is time to spread the word.  Part of doing that involves getting reviews posted on Amazon.com.  A quick note from a reader, telling other potential readers about the book, helps to drive sales and get more people interested.  If nobody reviews a book, people automatically assume the book is no good and that it isn't worth reading.  However, when reviews start getting posted, people notice and are more inclined to give it a chance.

Please, if you've read the free episodes for West of the Warlock, go to Amazon.com here and post a review of it.  Yes, there is additional content in the book, but if you've read the freebies, you know enough about it to have an opinion on the overall product.  While you're at it, click a few of the tags for the book at Amazon, as well.  That'll help people with searches.

Yes, I'll go so far as to beg for your participation.  Please, if you never do anything else for me, do this little thing and let other people know about this book!  One review could make all the difference.  I wrote the book for you; you do the review for me.  Pleeeeezzzzzeeee!!!

West of the Warlock –Published!

West of the Warlock was officially released earlier today, so you can now purchase the complete Fantasy Western with extras!  There is a very affordable Kindle version already out there, and you can always purchase traditional, print copies from Hall Brothers Entertainment.

Work continues on the sequel, Mystic Selwood (which is due for a title change).  Even though several thousand words of the story are currently trapped on my disabled main computer, I have pressed on with the story, writing subsequent parts while waiting for the electrician (or someone like him)—odds are, I’m the only person under 40 who’ll get that reference.

So, take a minute and buy a copy of West of the Warlock.  The funds will go to a good cause (the “Save Martin’s Computer Fund,” to be precise).  Don’t be too stingy.  The Kindle Price is hardly half a gallon of gas, and the print edition costs less than your average takeout dinner.  I need to eat, too.  Please, buy it now!

West of the Warlock: Week 6 (+Numbered Editions)

Last week, I received a large package in the mail.  I'd been expecting it, and ripping it open I found the first copies of West of the Warlock inside!  It was a real thrill to see these first editions in all their splendorific beauty.

With everything unpacked, I set aside the two copies that were mine, and proceeded to sign the other 13.  Each one was numbered as it was signed, to continue my special "Lucky Thirteen" feature.  It's something I have done with every book I've had published, and hope to continue doing in perpetuity.  The first 13 copies I sign get numbered, and the first person to receive each numbered copy gets listed on my website.  It is a rare thing to land one of these beauties.

As per our contractual agreement, I mailed the 13 signed and numbered editions back to Hall Brothers Entertainment, so they can have the honor of selling them.  If you'd like to buy one of the first 13, it'll be through them.  Stay tuned for details.

Okay, Episode 6 of West of the Warlock will be out today, so mosey on over to the HBE webpage to check it out.  This week, Sheriff Doliber finally catches up with his nemesis, the mysterious warlock in black!  A mystical battle royale ensues, and we get to see who really has the power!  Also, new mysteries arise as the villain's would-be victims call upon the sheriff for further help.  All this, and Ron Grimes finds himself a fancy new rifle.  Don't miss The Villain Emergent!

Local Promotion

I stopped by a local bookstore the other day, and found that my books aren't selling in that particular establishment.  It isn't a big surprise in this small community, where reading isn't a favored pastime and book sales are down across the board.  Also, I haven't been doing anything locally to promote my work, mostly because the literary community in this neck of the woods seems more geared toward dry, folk lit, rather than Sci-Fi & Fantasy.  I don't really fit in with the artsy set which dominates the local writing scene, and have therefore focused my efforts online, to sales in far flung places.

Of course, my own introverted personality has been a major motivator toward that end, as well.  Hiding behind my keyboard is easy, but shoving myself out there is uncomfortable.  I once said "Writing is show business for introverts," and that is more often the case than not.  There may be a few flashy, extroverted writers out there, but most of us are more comfortable inside our own heads.

Even so, every writer must step out into the limelight once in a while.

I'm thinking of doing a local promotion, to help stir up interest in my works, though I haven't decided yet.  What I have in mind is a book reading/signing held at a local bookstore, where I will read a short story or a chapter from one of my books, truly an ambitious undertaking.  I'd also like to give attendees added incentives to purchase my books there, such as free short story extras with every purchase.  I could print out a few copies of different shorts I've written over the years, and give one to anyone who shows up and actually buys one of my novels.

This is all in the preliminary (thought) stages, so I can't guarantee anything will happen just yet.  I'll have to see if anyone is really interested in attending, and get the word out in various ways. You can't rely on a notice in the local newspaper here, as nobody seems to read those things anymore.  I'll need some catchy campaign of leaflets and posters on lamp posts; something that'll be seen by anyone who might want to attend.  I'll of course advertise online, but most of my readers aren't within driving distance.

I'm sure this would be an easier thing to set up if I weren't in the backwoods.  That's one of the few disadvantages of quiet, country living.

West of the Warlock: Week 4 (+Chat)

Today we hit the mid-point in the serialized run of the first Fantasy Western, and the book release is coming together nicely.  The initial proof copy has been reviewed by the publisher this week, and a tentative release date of September 16th has been given.  Prior to the release, there will be a chat party held, for those of you who'd like to say hello.  It's currently scheduled for the day before the book release (Thursday. Sept. 15), and I'll give you the link in the coming weeks.

Week four brings a change of scene for our grand epic.  Bandits have some federal lawmen pinned down, and it's up to Deputy Grimes and Joella to save the day.  The action is kicked up a notch, and thrilling changes are about to take place.  Get ready for some famous guest stars in this week's episode of "West of the Warlock!"

West of the Warlock: Week 3 (+The Cover Revealed!)

Yesterday, I got my first look at the finished cover for the forthcoming West of the Warlock book release!  I hereby share the wonderful image with you, commissioned by the brothers Hall and illustrated by the talented Paul Milligan.

Of all my book covers, this is definitely one of my favorites.

Okay, week three of West of the Warlock will be online today.  Meet the sinister Mactus Sellius and learn what he'll do to steal Joella's hand in marriage.  Get a look into the private lives of elves on the wild frontier, and have a tasty bowl of parsnip stew.  Treachery, polygamy, and gunplay all make this week's episode a must-read!

Check out all currently released episodes here!

West of the Warlock: Week Two

The second serialized episode of West of the Warlock is out today, so take a few minutes to enjoy the latest developments in the Fantasy Western saga.  Discover Joella Lafayette's diabolical plans for Ron Grimes, and get a peek into elvish culture in America.  Meet the infamous "Guild" that Sheriff Doliber is a part of, as he seeks answers about the mysterious warlock in black.

Mysteries, answers, and world-building, all this week on West of the Warlock!

West of the Warlock: Week One

It's here at last!  My Fantasy Western epic, "West of the Warlock," is coming out online.  The first episode has just been released and is free to read from Hall Brothers Entertainment.  A new episode will be coming out each Thursday, so be sure to stop by and read the core tale.  You've never seen anything like it before!

Read all currently released episodes here!

Week one brings us "The Stagecoach Heist," which introduces you to the main characters and sets the stage for several interesting plot threads.  Who is the mysterious Warlock in Black, and what evil machinations does he have planned?

Start reading today, and get ready for the book release in September!  Invite your friends!

Coming Soon: West of The Warlock

It's done!  My latest work of fiction, the must anticipated Fantasy Western, is complete in every way.  The final edits have been done, and the formatting is finished.  You will all be able to read "West of the Warlock" starting next Thursday, July 28, at the Hall Brothers Entertainment website.  The main story will be free to read, and the full book will be published following the episodic run of the series (sometime in September).

The print edition will contain some great bonus material, which I hope will entice you to buy the complete composition when it comes out.  Let me give you a brief introduction to a few of these fabulous pieces.

• Grimes of War:  A flashback story that'll take readers to the early life of Ron Grimes, as he and his dwarf infantry are fighting in the Civil War.  In this alternate world of magic and mysticism, you can be assured the War Between the States will have some curious twists and turns!

• Date Night:  The 9^th Episode of this 8-part serial.  This takes place directly after the main story you'll be reading online.  It serves as both an epilogue to the book, and a prologue to the forthcoming sequel, tentatively entitled "Mystic Selwood."

• Deleted Scene:  There was one part of the original story that was removed for various reasons.  Discover this fascinating and scandalous extra, if you dare!

• Afterword:  My reflections about the creation of the story, and special insights into the writing and publication process.

In all, these bonus features add an extra 20% to the book, so buyers shall not be disappointed!

I hope you'll all be reading this unique tale.  Invite friends, relatives, and complete strangers!  Everyone is welcome to read the adventures of Boron Grimes, the gunslinger dwarf, and his assorted friends & foes.  If you aren't entertained by this forthcoming thrill ride, check your pulse and call a physician pronto!