You knew it had to happen.
Alternate America finally got a negative review, though it was actually
quite entertaining. Some people say you
shouldn’t respond to bad press or negative criticism, and that is true in many
cases. However, it can be fun to play
with it, so long as you don’t take yourself too seriously and don’t go after
reviewers with a steak knife. I’ve often
made fun of criticism, as can be evidenced by my own “mock” review of The Guns
of Mars excerpt displayed during the 2009 ABNA contest.
So, the review in question today is a 2-star review on
Amazon which gives the reviewer’s opinion that Altered America is “Not Really
Alternate History,” which is pretty funny in itself. Of course, there are various types of Alternate
History, though as this review explains “real” Alt. History has to focus on a specific
historical event and change it to create a different future (and there can’t be
any magic, time travel, or other such nonsense involved). So, that’s his personal preference and he’s
welcome to it.
When I put this collection together, I decided to include a
varied assortment of stories, to span the full spectrum of the Alternate
History genre (which, contrary to one person’s opinion, can be quite diverse). There are a few stories in Altered America
that include Fantasy elements, a one that includes Sci-Fi elements, but a majority
of them are still straight up Alternate material.
For the sake of argument, let’s take a quick assessment of
each story, and see what comprises it.
Anyone who wants to see some brief tag-line descriptions for these
stories can go to its Martinus Publishing listing.
Rio Grande by Jackson
Kuhl: Straight Alternate History in the 19th Century, where parts of
Texas formed a separate nation.
We the People –by Dan
Gainor: Alt History +Sci-Fi (cloning the founding fathers).
A Single Decision –by
Bruno Lombardi: Straight Alternate History about 9/11.
What if... The
Louisiana Purchase Never Happened –by Edmund Wells: Straight
Alt. History. During the early
1960’s, alternate political divides exist in America during JFK’s Administration.
The Orthogonian –by
Sam Kepfield: Straight Alt History,
early 1970’s, Nixon as an FBI agent.
Revolution 1865 –by
Brad Hafford: Straight Alt. History,
British still rule America.
Ship of Souls –by
Erik Bundy: Alt. History +Fantasy. Vikings settle North America, and there are
some ghosts and supernatural elements mixed in.
End of the Rainbow
–by Dusty Wallace: Alt. History +Fantasy. Elves and Leprechauns in modern times, plus
historical back story.
The Loyalist
Washington –by Owen Morgan: Straight Alt. History. Washington stayed loyal to England.
Guns of the Green
Mountains –by Ryan McCall: Straight Alt. History. American independence fails, Vermonters fight
against England in 1802.
The Shining Path –by
Jason Sharp: Straight Alt. History. America
invades Quebec in the 1970’s, clearly defined historical explanation included.
The Union Forever –by
Sean Menken: Straight Alt. History. Years
after the Confederacy wins the Civil War, Maryland votes to join them.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
–by William R. D. Wood: Straight Alt. History. Nuclear war during the early 1960’s, featuring
Marilyn Monroe.
Wild Blue –by Jeff
Provine: Alt. History +Steampunk.
Balloon travel abounds in the Wild West (a plausible historical change is explained to justify it).
Avoid Seeing A Mouse
–by James S. Dorr: Alt. History +Fantasy. Egyptian mythology and curses play a role
during Y2K.
Thomas Edison Visits
Selwood –by Martin T. Ingham: Alt. History +Fantasy. Magic competes with technology for supremacy
in the 1880’s.
Divided States of
America –by Lauren A. Forry: Straight Alt. History. America is balkanized by a dispute over the
Constitution, and the various nations are at war during modern times.
A Girl’s Best Friend
–by Cyrus P. Underwood: Straight Alt. History. Marilyn Monroe
didn’t die in 1962, and changed history because of it.
The Lights on
Broadway –by Charles Wilcox: Alt. History +Steampunk. An alternate form of power is discovered at
the dawn of the 20th Century.
The Black Blizzard
–by Philip Overby: Alt. History +Fantasy. Elves, Minotaurs, and Magic exist during the
Great Depression.
The Road Was Lit with
Moon and Star –by Bruno Lombardi: Straight Alt. History. Apollo 11 crashes, and Apollo 12 (with an
alternate commander) must land on the moon first.
So, let’s do the math.
That’s 13 “real” Alternate History, 1 +sci-fi, 2 +Steampunk, and 5
+Fantasy. For a book that isn’t “really
Alternate History,” it certainly has a lot of Alternate History in it—just in case
anyone was wondering.
The reviewer’s other big complaint was that 3 stories
involved either Marilyn Monroe or JFK.
They were all completely different and unique, but there’s no accounting
for taste. It is clear that the reviewer has no problem with the writing, as he has no complaint other than that the stories aren't his cup of tea. Two of his three other Amazon reviews make a point of deriding poor writing, so, in this case, omission is a compliment! Good writing and good editing must have earned us that second star!
So, in summary, if you hate Fantasy, Sci-Fi, or JFK/Marilyn
Monroe stories, then you might not like half the stories in Altered
America. Though, if you enjoy a little
speculative fiction, as well as solid, “real” Alternate History, then this
collection is just the thing for you.
Pick it up and see for yourself.