Robbinston Votes Monday

This coming Monday, Robbinston will be holding town elections, and our annual town meeting, which addresses our annual town budget and other vital functions of local governance. It is a fairly straightforward procedure, and I don't expect a lot of controversy.

In past years, we've had lengthy debates over such controversial provisions as adding a locked gate to the school parking lot, and eliminating a street light. There was also the grand battle over the "early payer discount" for property taxpayers, which I waged for years on principle. I felt that those who saw fit to pay their taxes ahead of schedule deserved a 2% rebate, and there were a few years where this rate was approved. Before my efforts, the traditional rebate was 1.5%, so it wasn't such a big deal, and may have amounted to an extra thousand dollars for the town. This year, the rebate will likely end up being 1%, which is what it has been the last few years.

The only contested race this year is my own, for the School Board. I'm running against an incumbent who voted to close the school last summer, despite the overwhelming objection of the townspeople. Despite his actions, he still has a good chance of winning reelection, as he's shaped up in recent months and has a devoted block of supporters.

Hoping to drum up some last minute support, I've drafted the following letter, which I'm mailing out to a few people in town. My monetary situation is precarious at the moment, and I'm almost out of stamps, so I unfortunately can't send it out to everyone. I hope people will share this.


My Fellow Robbinston Residents,


I'm writing to let you know that I'll be running for the School Board this year, and I hope that you'll vote for me. I believe we have a good school here in town, and I'd like to see that it remains open, so our children can still be educated here in our own community. Growing up, I attended Robbinston Grade School, and I currently have 2 children there, so maintaining the school as a quality learning environment is vitally important to me.


My opponent for the board is Thomas Critchley, and while I'm sure he's a good man, we have had philosophical differences regarding the school. Last year, when our school was threatened with a funding problem, Mr. Critchley voted to close it, feeling our children could get a better education in Perry, Eastport, or Calais. It wasn't even a cost-savings measure, as the tuition we'd have to pay to send our kids to another school would exceed what we're paying to keep our hometown school open. Fortunately, the other two board members, with encouragement from the townspeople, voted to keep it open.


I know Mr. Critchley only wants the best education for Robbinston students, just as I do, but we clearly disagreed last year on where they'd get that best education.


I believe we need someone on the School Board who will not work to shut our school, but will work to keep it open and make sure it is the best place to teach our kids. That is why I'm running, to assure that we have another voice on the board that will advocate for the continued existence of our school, and fight to make it better. That may be tough at times, with limited resources and restrictive government mandates that often undermine rural communities, but I'm prepared to tackle whatever gets thrown our way.


I hope you will stop by Robbinston Grade School on March 26th to give me your vote, and encourage others to do the same.


Sincerely,






Martin T. Ingham

Welcome The Sun

I was glorious yesterday, a sweet spring-like day, even as the lingering essence of winter remained.  It was almost 70F in the shade during the afternoon, and for the first time in months I felt very much alive.  You don't realize how depressing and physically debilitating the winter can be until it's over.  Here's a little poem I threw together in honor of the blessed warmth.

The sun hits my brow

and I know I'm alive.

Oh, sunny days

I want you to stay.

There are times

I feel like the rain,

don't want to get up

lurking in dismay.

Yet when I'm growing

near your light

you come up next to me

and everything is all right.

Oh sunny days,

please come back to me

so I can see

the meaning of every way.

The way I live it

is yearning for the sunlight

even 'round midnight.

The darkest day

is long forgotten

as the winter wind

is blown away to spring

and the summer's heart

burning deep within me

melts the icecaps dry.

I love the sun

of the autumn

and the midwinter's thaw,

perchance it happens,

but as the return of warmth

brings us renewed pleasure

I once again find myself

thankful for us all.

Will tomorrow be as bright

to give us each a remembrance,

a sweet embrace of our spring life

awaking from frozen slumbers

of our shadowed past.

Forget the snows

and the gloomy showers

and embrace the purity

of tomorrow's radiance.

Number Four

Here's a post for those who are interested in hearing about the personal affairs of my life.  I'll keep it brief, so you can get to the big reveal without falling asleep.

I had my fourth and final wisdom tooth pulled on Friday afternoon, and it went very smoothly.  Dr. Daniel Wood is one of the best extractors out there, and I would highly recommend his dental services.  Though, having a tooth pulled does have side effects.  I spent a couple of hours trimming grape vines on Saturday, and even though it wasn't a strenuous task it still left me feeling drained.  It'll be a few days before I'm back in working condition.

There's another fourth coming in my life, and that involves my wife.  What?  No, I haven't converted to Islam and taken three additional wives.  Who the hell said anything about a fourth wife?  Shut up and let me finish!

As I was saying, my wife (the one and only) is pregnant.  She's only about two months along, but it is an exciting prospect.  We're fortunate to already have three very healthy children, and it is a wonderful blessing to round up to four.  We have names picked out, whether it's a boy or a girl, and I'll keep you informed about things as they progress.

Birthday Book Bomb Event

On April 7, 2012, I'll be turning 32.  Yea, another birthday!  It's really a day like any other in life, and as I've previously mentioned, there isn't really a big fuss made over this occurrence.  It's just an arbitrary mark on the calendar that identifies when I've existed in this human form through one more passage of the Earth around the Sun.  How very special!

As much as I haven't been doing a whole lot to celebrate in recent years (largely because I don't have the sorts of friends who get really excited about such things), I do appreciate my life, and like to do something to commemorate it.  This year, I'm trying to get people involved, and encourage them to discover my published works.  I'm doing this with a "Birthday Book Bomb" event on facebook, which asks people to pick one of my books and purchase it on my birthday.

Coordinating a buying event like this is certainly a tricky thing, but if enough people sign up and participate, it could make a huge difference in the fate of my writing career.  If a good number of people actually buy just one of my books or e-books on a single day, it would send a message that my books are profitable.  It would certainly help the small presses that have released my books, and it could encourage others to pick up my unpublished titles.  Most importantly, it would help new readers to discover my quality writings, and spread the word about my many works already available in the marketplace.

I can't do this without your help!  If you can budget a few dollars for this book-buying event, it would be very helpful, but more than that, I need you to spread the word.  Tell your friends about this event.  Copy the link to the facebook event page, and pass it along to anyone you know who reads.  Also, invite as many facebook friends as you can!  Every single person matters, and en-masse, you are a force to be reckoned with.  Be my reading army, and make this Book Bomb event a MOAB*!

There is no greater promotional tool than word of mouth.  Speaking up or remaining quiet, both have an impact.  Grant me a small birthday wish, and be the voice that speaks of me.

http://www.facebook.com/events/250337835056857/

*MOAB (moe'ab) n. Abbreviation for Mother of All Bombs

West of the Warlock in the UK

In my continuing quest to make my work available to readers beyond my native shores, I am pleased to announce that "West of the Warlock" is currently for sale on Amazon.co.uk!  I know I have a few readers over across the pond, so I'm hoping they'll do me the honour of acquiring this first volume in my Fantasy Western series, and perhaps consider posting a review.  It is quite affordable for the Kindle, and the Print edition isn't so bad, either.  Both contain extra content you haven't seen before, so you'll get your money's worth.

Get West of the Warlock From Amazon.co.uk!

The sequel, "The Curse of Selwood," will be coming out this summer, and the 3rd book in the series will be released in Fall/Winter 2012!  And, of course, I'm currently writing book #4.  If you want a series you can sink you teeth into, and continue reading with subsequent volumes, this is your kind of fiction.  It has tons of growth potential yet to come!

Who Likes My Poems?

The last few weeks, my blogging schedule has not been met, and a lot of that has to do with personal priorities.  I've been writing more fiction, and editing the Six-Gun Conjurer, so I've let my blog posts slide, failing to produce poetry and family history in particular.

While I certainly don't want to end up being one of those bloggers who only throws something out once or twice a month, thereby disappointing my readers, I must focus my efforts, and only spend time on posts that people are really interested in reading.  So, before I continue, I'd like to hear from a few of you, to hear what you like about my posts; specifically, do any of you really enjoy my poems and song lyrics?  Is it something that keeps you coming back week after week?  Or should I turn my efforts to more prose-like efforts?

I do have a stockpile of poetry, some of it I like, some of it I don't care for (imagine that, I wrote it and I don't even like it), so if I know people enjoy it I'll keep putting it out there.  Feel emboldened, blog readers.  The power of choice lies with you!

Revise The Dickens

During the last week, I've been reading Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens.  Truly a classic of literature, and something I haven't had the pleasure of picking up before, even though it has been sitting on my shelf for over a decade.  In previous years, I haven't taken the time to read a lot of Dickens, and what little I have was read in the distant past, so it's quite a new experience.



Title Page of The 109-Year Old Edition I'm reading



There are many things one might appreciate about such classics, though one thing that is more a curiosity than an admirable quality is the grammar.  It's amazing to see how the language has changed over the years, and how utterly stilted Dickens' writing seems today, even though in his time it was the pinnacle of "common man's literature."  Dickens was one of the first writers to draft stories for everyday people and wrote the way people actually spoke.  Though, Victorian English is almost a foreign language compared to the modern vernacular used in any English-speaking country today.

Nicholas Nickleby is a great story, but it takes a sharp mind to wade through the archaic grammar and terminology used in the text.  It's amazing to think that this has been at different times considered to be a useful primer for high school students.  As a full-grown man with a love for books, I can appreciate the tale, but I know that such a long and plodding narrative would have never drawn my interest during my teens.  I wonder how many students have turned away from reading after being subjected to such difficult and "boring" literature in modern times.  At this stage of societal evolution, this original work should not be recommended for schoolboys who need to be encouraged to read; rather, it should be reserved for those who have already gleaned an appreciation for books and reading, and have an interest in the historical aspects of the subject matter.

I know, to many it might be sacrilege to suggest this, but I believe that Nicholas Nickleby, and some other Dickens classics, would be much complimented by a modern translation.  There are quite a few "ancient texts" that could use such a revision, not to alter the story, but to polish the narration and dialog, so your average reader of today could understand it without reaching for a thesaurus or dictionary every few paragraphs.  The original story was written for the common man, so why not keep it that way?

Of course, there will always be appreciation for the original, and drafting a modern version would not diminish that original if done as I would consider proper.  It would simply allow new generations of readers to properly picture the story in their heads, and perhaps prepare them to tackle the original draft afterwards.  It's just a thought, at least.

Unforsaken: A New Beginning

It's done!  At long last, after tinkering with the last chapters since December, I can finally say that I have completed "The Six-Gun Conjurer."  It wasn't really an arduous process, but the last ten thousand words just took their sweet time getting onto the page.  I had a lot of distractions along the way, and other projects in the works that delayed me, but now this is one project that is complete—or almost.  Of course, I'll be giving it another once-over before sending it off to the publisher, and they'll of course have some suggestions as well.  But for the most part, it is complete.

Finishing off this third volume in my "Fantasy Western" series, I was thinking of taking a break, and moving on to something new or perhaps revisiting a different franchise in my growing repertoire of invented worlds.  However, yet again I feel compelled to continue this series, and answer some very big questions that linger at the end of the three book set.

The ending of "The Six-Gun Conjurer" leaves us with some very large unresolved threads.  While the book doesn't end on a cliffhanger, it does leave certain characters in a place where readers will be asking, "What happens next?"  One character in particular will be left in such a predicament that people will be demanding the fourth book, and won't be satisfied until they learn the fate of said character.  Therefore, I can't just leave things in limbo, and have begun work on the next volume in the series, tentatively entitled "Unforsaken."

I can't share a whole lot about this fourth volume in the series, largely because it would take too much explanation, since the second book is still pending publication this spring/summer.  I don't want to send out too many spoilers, but I will say that the fourth book will take us beyond familiar settings, and into a whole new realm of possibilities.  We'll still have several of the same cast of characters, but also a lot of new ones, and a whole host of concepts that will bring the series to a whole new height of excellence.

I'm really excited about this fourth book, since it does allow me to write something a little different than what I've been writing, while sticking with familiar characters and their universe.  Let's hope for big things to happen, and remember: Never trust an elf with a Tommy-Gun!

The Wish List 2012

We all have things we wish to buy, in excess of the bare necessities of life.  Each year, I put together a "wish list" of sorts, of things I would like to acquire if the price is right and my wallet can afford them.  Often times, the things I put on the list get marginalized, as my buying priorities shift to more important things (like clothing for the kids, or firewood), but it's nice to dream, isn't it?

Here are a few things I have on my list this year.

Star Trek: The Original Series (DVD sets):

This is something that's been on the list for years.  I just haven't gotten around to picking up original Trek on DVD.  For years, the sets were pretty expensive, but now that they're settling into the $40 range, I'll see what I can budget and may get them at last.

8-Day Clock:

Just like our grandparents used to have.  I've been meaning to get an old 8-Day wind-up clock for years, something that'll keep time even when the power goes out and batteries are unavailable.  It doesn't need to be anything really fancy, just reliable.

Computer Battery Back-Up:

Another thing for when the power goes out.  I was advised by a friend to buy a "Tripp-Lite" backup some time ago.  There's nothing worse than being in the middle of writing something and having the power flicker, shutting your system down and erasing precious words.  I've been lucky so far, and haven't lost more than a few paragraphs here and there, but having one of these backups would prevent even that!

Here Shall I Die Ashore -By Caleb Johnson

This is one of the more comprehensive and intriguing biographies of Mayflower passenger Stephen Hopkins.  As a Hopkins descendant, I've been meaning to get this book and read more about this most interesting and colorful of the Pilgrims.

Star Wars Trilogy DVD:

Here's another set of DVDs I've been meaning to get, but just haven't found them to be of the utmost priority.  I've had the original Star Wars trilogy on VHS for ages, and I watched these movies so much when I was a kid that I can still virtually recite them line for line.  I know there are some extra scenes and enhanced special effects on the DVD releases, and one of these days I'll get around to seeing them.

Bing Crosby CDs:

I have a certain affinity for old music.  It's not every day, but there are times when I want to sit down and listen to the really old classics, and Bing Crosby was one of the greatest singers of his day.  I have some of his stuff on LP and a few of his 78RPM records, but not a single CD.  I've really got to pick some up this year.

There you have it, a few of the little things off the top of my head that I'd really like to get in 2012.  I could "wish" for an April 7th birthday surprise on some of these, but I doubt any of my friends will spring for them.  Birthdays are for kids, and most of us have to buy our own presents when we grow up.  Still, I wouldn't say no if somebody felt like being charitable.

(I can't wait until I'm "wealthy" enough to be the charitable one for a change!)

The Almost Good News

For quite a while I've been alluding to the fact that there's some exciting news coming.  Well, it looked that way, but I've been waiting and the good news just didn't quite come about.  Let me tell you what happened.

Back in December, I joined a television program marketing website, which seems to be one of the best ways to get my script for West of the Warlock in front of the right people.  Hollywood executives don't generally look at freelance material, and unless you're connected you don't have many options.  TV Writers Vault is one of the rare exceptions, where unagented, unknown writers can pitch television projects.

There is a membership fee involved, and it was really more than I could afford at the time, but I figured I'd go all-in and see what happened.  It was still a longshot, but if somebody actually looked at my script, I knew they'd be hooked.  That has long been my greatest problem—getting anyone to read my material.  So, I scrounged up the membership fee and put together a fresh pitch for the West of the Warlock television project.  Then, it was all up to the executives.

In mid-January, I got an exciting hit.  An executive over at Cross Genre Entertainment reviewed my project and requested to see my script.  It was thrilling, and seemed like an answered prayer for a time... until they never contacted me!

You see, the way that TV Writers Vault works is, the executives review the pitches, and if they want to see a script they ask the website to send them the writer's contact info, and then they're supposed to contact the writer directly.  Well, for whatever reason, the people at Cross Genre Entertainment never got back to me.  I don't know if they changed their minds, or what.  All I know is that after a month of waiting, they still haven't contacted me (and they're supposed to do that within 3 days of asking for contact info).

It's really a sad situation, but there is still hope that the folks over at CGE will contact me someday.  The worst part of it is not knowing why.  Why didn't they contact me?  Was it all a mistake?  Did they click the wrong button and never want to read my script to begin with?  Did they try phoning me in the middle of the night and I missed the call?  Did they just plain change their minds?  It is a mystery that may never be answered, since according to the TV Writers Vault terms of service I can't contact them unless they contact me (though, I did post a subtle reminder on their facebook page).

This isn't the end, of course.  There are any number of other executives using the TVWV website who might want to give West of the Warlock a chance, and it's always a remote possibility that some producer will read the book and ask about the filming rights on their own.  The script is just waiting to be read, and it could be a major hit for whatever studio has the foresight and fortune to produce it.

Oh, and if any of you run across a television producer who's looking for a truly original show, don't hesitate to mention me by name!  I've got several projects in the sci-fi & fantasy genres just waiting for the right people to bring them to life.

Failed Again!

So, another ABNA pitch round has come and gone, and for the third year in a row I find myself cut out of the action at the starting gate.  It's getting to be an all too familiar occurrence, and I've come to accept that getting The Guns of Mars to the semi-finals in ABNA#2 may have been a fluke.

The hardest point of getting bumped during the pitch phase is that you get no feedback whatsoever.  There's no explanation of why your pitch was rejected, so you're left scratching your head.  I guess the people reading the pitches just aren't interested in what I write, for whatever reason.

This year, I had planned to submit "Virtual Domination" into the contest, it being the unpublished 4th volume in the Morgan Asher saga.  However, in the last few days before submitting, I felt my pitch for Virtual Domination wasn't good enough and was certain for rejection.  At the same time, I'd been tinkering with the promo for Prisoner of Time, which I self-published a few years ago, and seeing that the contest accepts self-published books I felt it was my best bet this time around.  In retrospect, I doubt I'd have gotten any farther if I'd gone with my original submission plans, but we'll never know.

Anyway, here's the "pitch" I wrote for Prisoner of Time this year:

A dark entity lurks within a virtual environment, and he's trying to get out. A sorceress hell-bent on revenge inadvertently pits herself against him in her own quest for vengeance, and a jaded hero finds himself caught in the middle of an epic struggle of bad versus evil in "Prisoner of Time."

Morgan Asher hates virtual reality.  While billions of people waste their lives on computer-generated fantasies, he desires a real life, but he finds himself drawn into a sword and sorcery program in search of a lost lover he long believed to be dead.  Entering the world of Fantasan, he quickly finds himself in over his head, pitted against xenophobic elves, dastardly pirates, and sword-wielding monks hell-bent on his destruction.  It seems everyone is out to get him.

All the while, a trap is being set by a mad sorceress, Josie Johansen, a woman who blames Morgan for the death of her best friend.  Josie intends to make Morgan a prisoner of time itself, exiling him to the distant future, yet everything changes when a mysterious demon reveals himself—for the fallen angel Haloran seeks to escape his simulated prison and enter the real world!  To stop the ascendance of Satan-incarnate, Josie must set aside her personal feelings and cooperate with Morgan, but will she ever be willing to forgive him?

I believe this is far superior to the current back-cover blurb I have for Prisoner of Time, and plan to start using this in the future on my website, and eventually on the back cover of the forthcoming 2nd Edition of the book.  So it wasn't a total loss.  It would have been nice to get somewhere with the ABNA again, but it's obvious that their literary interests lie in a different direction than mine—their loss.

Here's to failure!  It looks like this is shaping up to be another one of those years...

Plebians of Plebiscite (Minstrel Mondays)

Here's a little something I threw together several years ago.  I think it's one of my better pieces, actually, but you be the judge.

Drinking muddy water from a mason jar,

letting it all soak in

This is my life,

the sunny side of this hard land.

I till the soil of the seeker's vision,

fertilize their imaginations to

unending possibilities.

A mosquito lands upon my arm,

I crush it with my hand

and somewhere a dragonfly dies

for the sustenance I have extinguished.

Ripples appear in the pond's surface

as a slumbering mystery decomposes

hidden among the muck,

unknown to the minds of modernity.

Slide sideways through the hallways

of possibilities.

Our world is always remarkable

through the unshaded eyes of innocence.

yet unremarkable to the rose-tinted vision

of the unperceptive plebeians of plebiscite.

You know this means something,

but don't ask me what,

for I'm just the poor farmer

laughing at the idiocy of it all.

So Very Tired

I'm sorry that I haven't put together this week's Family Sunday column, but I had to take some time off after the hectic week I've had.  Helping to organize the Washington County Republican "Super-Caucus" was wild, and yesterday was long and exhausting.  We didn't have the massive turn-out we could/should have had, but we did get 306 voters, and had a lot of guests from the various Presidential campaigns, giving us a pretty packed room.

For those interested, the vote totals were:
Ron Paul: 163
Mitt Romney: 80
Rick Santorum: 57
Newt Gingrich: 4
Undecided: 2

It'll be an interesting State Convention in May.